OH MY GOD
how many times is it appropriate to say ‘what’ before you nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said
no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother
the only boy who was higher than peter pan
and this is probably why no one talks about him
peter pot is so high, he neverlands.
and it’s definitely not because of any faith or trust or pixie dust
GET OUT YOU LITTLE SHIT IM OFFICIALLY DONE
We are all on hiatus now guys. We all have to stop each other from going insane.
IM LIUAGHED REALLY REALLY HARD
Men Experiencing Labor Pains
With their wives supporting them.
HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD
I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.
“Men can handle anything”
“Women exaggerate everything”
And then they realized just how wrong they were
My mother texted me saying dinner was on the stove. She never cooks so it was a nice suprise.When I got home after work I saw a pot on the stove,thinking it was pasta I quickly opened it. Inside there was a Mcdonalds bags… I knew it was too good to be true, atleast I got some nuggets.